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中國式英文

瞎爆了

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暴笑的中国式英文

1． we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿

2． how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3． you don't bird me,I don't bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝

6． you me you me
彼此彼此

7． You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！

8． know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…

9． WATCH SISTER
表妹

10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

11． American Chinese not enough
美中不足

12． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述

13． heart flower angry open
心花怒放

14． go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过

15． 小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!

16． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条

17 ． I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年 25 。

18 ． you have two down son 。你有两下子。

19 ． as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！ ！ ！

20 ． I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

22 ． The king who is ****ing is the son of the king who has ****ed.
金正曰是金曰成的儿子

go and look!
走着瞧　

good good study,day day up
  好好学习天天向上

No Mao ze dong ,no new china
  没有毛泽东没有新中国

go a head!
  去个头！

People mountain peole sea!
  人山人海

give you some color see see!!
  给你点颜色看看

no three no four
  不三不四

no money no women no good
  （哈，这是谁说的）

we two who and who？
  我们俩谁跟谁

dog days
  狗曰的

poor light egg
  穷光蛋

if you tiger me ,i will mountain you　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　
  如果你唬我我就煽你

you dont bird me,I dont bird you
  你不鸟我我也不鸟你

full clear ten big cool punishment
  满清十大酷刑

love his mother who who who
  爱他妈谁谁谁

KILL ONE POLICE HUNDRED
  杀一警百

　i shit love you
  我便爱上了你

banana fish
  相交于

fuck do system
  操作系统

horse horse tiger tiger
  马马虎虎

fish yes
  于是

your grandmas legs
  你奶奶个腿

King eight egg
  ***

5 talks, 4 beauties & 3 loves
  五讲四美三热爱

give me take down!
  给我拿下

WATCH SISTER
  表妹

your grandmas bear
  你奶奶个熊

yellow fly red
  黄飞鸿

red face know to me
  红颜知己

American Chinese not enough
  美中不足

pig wood wolf house bee!
  珠慕朗玛峰

You really have two down sons
  你真有两下子

round son egg
  原子弹

chicken gun ice
  机枪兵


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